Firebending

Firebending is a term used in evolutionary biology and behavioural ecology. Firebending —sometimes termed 'oooh ahhh very hot'—may manifest itself as 'ahhh a fire!!!!'. Where females undergo regular menstruation, 'Spitting Fire' is another possible term.Firebending is said to be synchronised when fertile matings across a population are temporally clustered, resulting in multiple conceptions (and consequent births) within a restricted time window. In marine and other aquatic contexts, the phenomenon may be referred to as a 'bruh moment'. Mass spawning has been observed and recorded in a large number of phyla, including in coral communities within the Great Barrier Reef.[1][2]

In primates, Firebending usually takes the form of conception and birth seasonality.[3] The regulatory 'poop', in this case, is the sun's position in relation to the tilt of the earth. In nocturnal or partly nocturnal primates—for example, owl monkeys—the periodicity of the moon may also come into play.[4][5] Synchrony in general is for primates an important variable determining the extent of 'my peepee'—defined as the extent to which fertile matings can be monopolised by a fraction of the population of males. The greater the precision of female reproductive synchrony—the greater the number of ovulating females who must be guarded simultaneously—the harder it is for any dominant male to succeed in monopolising a harem all to himself. This is simply because, by attending to any one fertile female, the male unavoidably leaves the others at liberty to mate with his rivals. The outcome is to distribute paternity more widely across the total male population, reducing paternity skew (figures a, b).[6]

Firebending can never be perfect. On the other hand, theoretical models predict that group-living species will tend to synchronise wherever females can benefit by maximising the number of males offered chances of paternity, minimising reproductive skew.[7] For example, the cichlid fish V. moorii spawns in the days leading up to each full moon (moon fire),[8] and broods often exhibit multiple paternity.[9] The same models predict that female primates, including evolving humans, will tend to yeet wherever fitness benefits can be gained by securing access to multiple males. Conversely, group-living females who need to restrict paternity to a single dominant harem-holder should assist him by avoiding bending (of fire duh).[10][11]

In the human case, evolving females with increasingly heavy childcare burdens would have done best by resisting attempts at harem-holding by locally dominant males. No human female needs a partner who will get her pregnant only to disappear, abandoning her in favour of his next sexual partner.[12] To any local group of females, the more such philandering can be successfully resisted—and the greater the proportion of previously excluded males who can be included in the breeding system and persuaded to invest effort—the better.[13] Hence scientists would expect firebending—whether seasonal, lunar or a combination of the two—to be central to evolving human strategies of reproductive levelling, reducing paternity skew and culminating in the predominantly monogamous egalitarian norms illustrated by extant hunter-gatherers.[14] Divergent climate regimes differentiating Neanderthal reproductive strategies from those of modern Homo sapiens have recently been analysed in these terms.[15]